MAKE IT
RAIN.
KEEP IT
LEGAL.

Loud-and-proud tax prep for dancers, content creators, and every cash-based hustler America runs on. We file it right, we write off everything we can, and we never blink at how the money came in.

IRS-Enrolled Agents 100% Confidential All 50 States
MaxRefundOr It's Free
Built for  »
Dancers Content Creators Bartenders & Servers Cam Models Club Owners Stylists & Lash Techs Valets & Rideshare

Three Things
We Do Damn
Well.

§ 02 / What We Do

Most tax preparers don't know how to handle stripper poles, ring lights, and Venmo payouts. We've built our whole shop around it.

Service№ 01

Annual Filing Done Right.

Federal + state, every form, every income source. Bring whatever you've got — we sort, file, and chase your refund down.

  • 1099-NEC, 1099-K, W-2, K-1
  • Multi-state & out-of-state work
  • Back taxes & amended returns
  • Cash, Venmo, Zelle, Cash App
Turnaround5–7 Days
Service№ 02

Write‑Offs Worth Mentioning.

Costumes, gear, glam, gas, gym, gear, OnlyFans cuts — if it makes you money, it saves you money. We find the ones the IRS will respect.

  • Wardrobe, props & production
  • Home studio & content workspace
  • Platform fees & agency cuts
  • Mileage, travel & per-diem
Avg. Found$11,400
Service№ 03

Bookkeeping That Handles Cash.

Monthly reconciliation of every dollar — bank, Venmo, Cash App, tips, the works. So April never sneaks up on you again.

  • Monthly P&L + tax-ready books
  • Quarterly estimated taxes
  • Tip & mileage tracking
  • LLC / S-corp setup & payroll
OnboardingUnder 1 Hour

Real Write-Offs.
Real Refunds.

§ 03 / Deductions

A real sample from a real return — every line documented, defensible, and approved. Names changed. Receipts kept.

$WardrobeStage Costumes$3,840
$GearRing Lights & Cameras$1,920
$StudioHome Content Studio$4,400
$GlamShoot Hair & Makeup$2,650
$TravelRideshares to Work$3,210
$SoftwareEditing Apps & Subs$1,180
$PlatformOF / Fansly Fees$8,940
$TrainingPole & Dance Classes$1,650
$PromoMarketing & Ads$3,420
$Pro HelpPhotographer Hire$2,200
12-Month Total Median legal write-offs we found for one creator client $47,392
Source · MIR client returns · Tax year 2025 Sample of 1,200+ returns filed Average refund increase: $3,847
1,200+
Cash Businesses Served
$3,847
Avg. Refund Increase
100%
Confidential
50/50
States Filed

What Clients
Actually Say.

§ 04 / Word On The Street

Stage names & initials only. We don't ask twice and we never tell.

"I walked in with a Ziploc bag of receipts and Cash App screenshots going back two years. They didn't blink. Got me a refund that paid for my whole next quarter."

RV
Roxy V. · Atlanta · Client since 2023

"First preparer who knew what a 1099-K from OnlyFans was without me explaining. Wrote off things I didn't even know were deductible. Worth every dollar."

JM
Jada M. · Houston · Client since 2022

Pricing.
In Large Bills.

§ 05 / Packages

Flat rates, no surprise per-form charges. Pay after your refund hits — no money down to start.

$399/yr
The Single.

One-time annual filing. Get it done. Get on with your life.

  • Federal + 1 state return
  • All 1099s, W-2s, K-1s
  • Write-off review session
  • Digital + paper copies
  • Audit support if needed
Pick The Single
Most Made-It-Rain
$899/yr
The Bundle.

Annual filing + quarterly estimates so April never sneaks up again.

  • Everything in The Single
  • 4× quarterly estimates
  • Multi-state returns
  • Mid-year strategy check-in
  • 24-hour priority response
Pick The Bundle
$2,400/yr
The Whole Stack.

We become your back office. You focus on the work.

  • Everything in The Bundle
  • Monthly reconciled books
  • LLC / S-corp + payroll
  • Year-round write-off tracking
  • Direct line to your CPA
Pick The Stack

Questions People
Whisper First.

§ 06 / FAQ

We've heard every version of every question. The short answers live here. Bring the long ones to the consult.

Do I have to report my cash tips?+

Yes — and you actually want to. Properly reported income is what unlocks deductions, credits, and lets you qualify for a loan, lease, or mortgage. We'll show you the lowest-tax legal way to do it.

Will you judge how I make my money?+

No. Genuinely. We file for dancers, OnlyFans creators, cam models, bartenders, valets, salon owners, and a few people whose jobs we still don't fully understand. Income is income. Bring it.

What can I actually write off?+

If it's "ordinary and necessary" for the work, it's likely deductible — costumes, gear, software, glam for shoots, travel to gigs, agency cuts, platform fees, and part of your home if you create content there.

What if I haven't filed in a few years?+

Very common. We do back filings all the time — usually 1–3 years at once. The IRS is much friendlier when you come to them first. We handle the talking; you sign the paperwork.

How do you keep this confidential?+

Encrypted client portal, signed engagement letters, stage names on file, real names only where the IRS legally requires them. We don't post about clients or share stories. Deliberately boring.

Do you set up LLCs & S-corps?+

Yes. Once your gross income passes roughly $60k, an S-corp election usually saves real money. We'll model it for you before recommending anything, and handle the filing if it makes sense.

Can I expense my body?+

Mostly no, sometimes yes. The general rule: if it's required for work and has no personal use (e.g. specific cosmetic treatments documented as job-required), there may be a case. We'll be honest about what holds up.

How does the free consult work?+

15 minutes, on Zoom or by phone. You tell us your situation; we tell you what we'd do, what it'd cost, and whether you even need us. About a third of consults end with "you're already fine, here's what to fix."

Let's go Make It Rain.
Legally.

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